Remember to watch out for any suspicious...flour. Thank God the Connecticut Police were there, or else we could have a had a genuine Fun Run on our hands:
“You see powder connected by arrows and chalk, you never know,” she said. “It could be a terrorist, it could be something more serious. We’re thankful it wasn’t, but there were a lot of resources that went into figuring that out.”
I mean, seriously, who hasn't seen flour used to mark a trail for a race? I love that "there were a lot of resources that went in to figuring that out." Hooray, more of our tax dollars at work!
I know that next time I see someone buying flour or chalk in a grocery store, I'll immediately be calling the cops, and you should too. We can't have people participating in physical activity if we want to keep this nation free from the grasp of those terrorist bastards.
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That is pretty stupid for some person to call the cops. Tells you how paranoid people are here in the United States. Oh, and don't go outside and relax your neighbors might molest your children and poison your dog, so don't say hi or even look at them.
drdeakins
I think grocery stores now are equipped with sensors that send messages to the government every time somebody buys a bag of flour (much like what happened in the movie Conspiracy Theory every time Mel Gibson bought a copy of Catcher in the Rye), so they probably had the culprits under surveillance already.
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